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Things that irritate Purple Gibbon

September 25th, 2007 · No Comments

  1. Having her forehead stared at.
  2. Seeing people with part of their shirt sleeves turned up.
  3. The noise made by someone applying too much pressure when drying a wooden spoon with a tea towel.
  4. Having other people clean the dishes at 10pm.
  5. Being corrected at 11pm.
  6. The word "quantise".

And possibly more to come...

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