Things that irritate Purple Gibbon

  1. Having her forehead stared at.
  2. Seeing people with part of their shirt sleeves turned up.
  3. The noise made by someone applying too much pressure when drying a wooden spoon with a tea towel.
  4. Having other people clean the dishes at 10pm.
  5. Being corrected at 11pm.
  6. The word “quantise“.

And possibly more to come…